Big Grass Guy Tee — I'm That Guy

The tagline says be that guy. This one's for the people who already are.

The Big Grass Guy crest beside "I'm that guy." — set in the same type as the app and the website, with "that guy." in green. For the one the whole street asks about fertilizer, and the one whose stripes they're all quietly copying.

Printed on the heavy one — Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz of garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, cut relaxed. Garment dyeing is why the colour looks lived-in from the first wear instead of the fiftieth. It ages like something you've had for years rather than something that arrived last week.

Built to be worn rather than saved. Double-needle stitching throughout, and no side seams, so it holds its shape through a summer of mowing and washing. Pre-shrunk US cotton — what arrives is what it stays.

Relaxed fit, roomier than a standard tee. Size down if you want it closer to the body. Sewn-in label.

Garment-dyed, so slight colour variation between shirts is normal. That's the process, not a flaw.

Wash cold, inside out, hang to dry. It'll outlast the lawn.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean