Big Grass Guy Tee — Wordmark

It says it plainly. The lawn says the rest.

BIG GRASS GUY across the chest, in the same letter-spaced type as the website, with GRASS in green. No mascot, no crest. Just the name, for the person whose yard already does the talking.

Printed on the heavy one — Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz of garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, cut relaxed. Garment dyeing is why the colour looks lived-in from the first wear instead of the fiftieth. It ages like something you've had for years rather than something that arrived last week.

Built to be worn rather than saved. Double-needle stitching throughout, and no side seams, so it holds its shape through a summer of mowing and washing. Pre-shrunk US cotton — what arrives is what it stays.

Relaxed fit, roomier than a standard tee. Size down if you want it closer to the body. Sewn-in label.

Garment-dyed, so slight colour variation between shirts is normal. That's the process, not a flaw.

Wash cold, inside out, hang to dry. It'll outlast the lawn.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean